V-Day . . .

Why do I do art? It affirms my existence, it's a calling like thunder in my ear, the universe looks better with more pictures . . . Sure, but mostly to get girls. This was one of my Valentine's Day presents for Michelle from last year. Throw in a man, a woman, a group of intertwining "noodles" as she calls them, and a sarcastic statement relating to age, and boom. Grotesque to romance in 4 easy steps.